That's been the motto of late. Have no time to rest and naturally no time to write blog posts. So here is another funny that I had a hearty laugh at in the email. Just too good to resist. Sorry GUJJU Bhai!
English for tourists in Gujarat
In an Ahmedabad Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice
In a Surat hotel lobby :the lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat : To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor.
Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Baroda hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Jamnagar : Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College : You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Bhavnagar hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In a Anand laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a heritage hotel at Junagadh: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch : Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Bharuch hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
If you are not rolling in laughter by now, I apologize for hurting your sentiments Patel Bhai!
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